TOMMUNIST: Revised New York State flag revealed
In light of recent events revealed here and here, the coat of arms as featured on the New York State seal and flag have been revised to better reflect the…
TOMMUNIST: Erie County legislators pass law requiring Poloncarz to personally pave roads
After shifting the blame to the county executive for poor road conditions on Conner Road in the Town of Clarence, the Erie County Legislature have passed a law requiring that…
TOMMUNIST: Buffalo Bills Sell Stadium Naming Rights To “Darth Vapor” E-Cigarette Store
The Buffalo Bills have agreed to sell the naming rights to Ralph Wilson Stadium to the Darth Vapor E-Cigarette store in West Seneca. May The Vape Be With You The…
TOMMUNIST: IN BRIEF: Reggie Bush Sustains Multiple Injuries Signing Bills Contract
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TOMMUNIST: Erie County Issues Advisory to Boil Your TV if Exposed to Trump Speech
Erie County residents have been advised that they should boil their TVs if it displayed any of Donald Trump’s speech last night where he accepted the nomination of the Republican…
TOMMUNIST: Number of Reporters Covering “Pokémon Go” Exceeds Number of Players
The mobile game sensation Pokémon Go has taken the United States by storm, with one estimate pegging the game at having 21 million daily active users since it’s launch last…
TOMMUNIST: Steve Pigeon Caught Trying To Enter Russia
The same day that former Erie County Democratic chairman Steve Pigeon was to appear in Buffalo court to faces charges of corruption, the political operative was detained at the Russian…
TOMMUNIST: “Chewbacca Mom” Receives Another Honor By Being Shot Into Space
The viral video internet sensation Candace Payne (aka the “Chewbacca Mom”), fresh off of her June 19th visit to Hasbro HQ to receive a custom action figure in her honor,…
TOMMUNIST: Olympic Flame In Rio To Be Giant Citronella Candle
As troubles continue to mount for the Rio Olympics (recession in Brazil, inflated budgets for the games, unsold tickets, mass transit problems, and the dreaded Zika virus, the International Olympic…