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President Donald J Trump signed an executive order yesterday immediately terminating all appointed “Bingo Inspectors” across the country. Said the orange water balloon: “When I said I was going to…
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On the eve of an historic vote in which citizens of Depew would decide whether to dissolve the Village, the point became moot as Russian Vladimir Putin ordered his military…
“Who is this Carl of which you speak?” Buffalo Mayor Byron Brown, under pressure to respond to Carl Paladino’s “2017 Wishlist” published in ShartVoice, (the one where Carl wishes death…
BREAKING: Terry and Kim Pegula announce the hiring of local favorite Carl Paladino as the new head coach of the Buffalo Bills. We are scrambling for more info, but today…
As The Tommunist closes out the shitshow that was 2016, we look forward to our eighth year of “fake news”. We wish you the very best at this joyous holiday…
The annual Presidential Turkey Pardon, which was to be held this Wednesday, was moved up morning in a hastily-put together ceremony in the Rose Garden this Monday morning in a…
The owner of several WNY Dutch restaurants, including the popular De Hoofdtoren and The Dutch Oven faces charges after a raid Tuesday morning by federal agents. ICE agents round up…
Once again, Donald Trump has suffered an audio problem relating to his microphone. In this case, the problem was that it was accurately recording his words… Trump takes a spritz…
Following up on his prank earlier Wednesday, Buffalo Bills’ Rex Ryan pranked the New England Patriots by posing a professional football team coach in a call to Bill Belichick today.…