TOMMUNIST: Cellino & Barnes billboards becoming passive aggressive
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TOMMUNIST: SolarCity Site To Now Become New Super Flea
Whether it was called SolarCity, Tesla or Panasonic, the biggest question of when the huge expensive building that the “Buffalo Billion” brought to South Buffalo would finally be opened has…
TOMMUNIST: Sabres hire Nostalgia as new head coach
In a press conference yesterday afternoon, owner Terry Pegula along with General Manager Jason Botterill announced the new head coach of the Buffalo Sabres: Nostalgia. Member Berries… Pegula said: After…
TOMMUNIST: Canalside unveils concert lineup, end to free admission, & literacy test
The Canalside Management Group has announced their 2017 “Canalside Live!” concert line up for the 2017 season. Amongst the acts performing will be Old Fogey and the Dry Humpers, and…
TOMMUNIST: EXCLUSIVE: Why is Cellino Trying To Divorce Barnes? The Answer Will Shock You!
Western New Yorkers were stunned to hear the news that the law firm Cellino and Barnes may be heading for a breakup. A suit was filed by Ross M. Cellino…
TOMMUNIST: Tim Murray and Dan Bylsma selected for downtown Buffalo train station project
The Buffalo Train Selection Committee has voted that downtown should be the location of a new train station, over that of the already existing Central Terminal, and that former Sabres…
TOMMUNIST: Kearns touts endorsement of Palpatine, Whiplash and Bannon’s liver
South Buffalo Assemblyman Michael “Mickey” “Democrat” Kearns added more support to his bid for Erie County Clerk this afternoon. After already gaining the support of the Conservative party last month…
TOMMUNIST: Trump to slash “Great” Lakes funding by 97 percent
The Trump administration will propose cutting funding to Great Lakes pollution cleanup by 97 percent, The Tommunist has learned. Lake Superior? More like “Lake Inferior”, am I right? Trump’s proposal…
TOMMUNIST: New Collins billboard appears in Hamburg
After Congressman and Trump apostle Chris Collins shred his physical body and became a being of pure capitalism (as detailed here), many in the Western New York area have wondered…
TOMMUNIST: Chris Collins sheds physical body, becomes being of pure capitalism
Congressman Chris Collins, who “represents” the NYS 27th District, has reportedly undergone a startling metamorphosis, changing from a physical organism of flesh and blood into a state of pure capitalism.…
